No Expectations
My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-

lolsofunny:

Do you ever just get halfway through telling a story then realize that you’re even boring yourself so you kinda stop in the middle of a sentence

AND NOBODY CARES, THEY JUST GO ON WITH OTHER CONVERSATION BECAUSE THEY THINK YOURE DONE BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T EVEN LISTENING.